It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I love you.
Bad choice
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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