What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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