i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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