Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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