Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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