I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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