Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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