Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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