Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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