Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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