Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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