im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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