Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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