mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Two words: blizzard sex
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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