Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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