So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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