mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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