sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
