So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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