we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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