Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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