Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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