are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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