I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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