normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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