This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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