Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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