those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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