I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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