Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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