Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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