Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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