chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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