thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
When did angry sex become our thing?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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