I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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