Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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