Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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