I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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