Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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