Whod you bang
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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