my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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