I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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