i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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