so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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