Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I need to calm my uterus...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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