I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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