but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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