Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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