Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
