There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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