Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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