Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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