he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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